What is a synonym for 'no homo' ? ?

Ok so like i get on those websites which are basically unnecessarily public text messages [Facebook , Twitter . Etc] and i'll see this girl around and she'll be taalking to females and will say something along the lines of ' [No Lady Love]' whenever she says something that can be construed into something homo sexual . And i been looking for another word for 'no homo' for a while now , before i even seen the girl and i want to kno is there any caatchy saayings you guys usee instead of no homo? No i have nothing against homo sexuals they aree great and more fun to be around . I just dont want the nosey ppl to get the wrong idea you kno lol so is there anything catchy that you guys can come up with besides 'no homo' ?